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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
A Cedarwood Lotion Bar for Manly Men (and the People Who Love Them)
Is your man’s ass drier than a tumbleweed in July? Fear not, my beautiful beasts—we've got the cure: a badass cedarwood lotion bar built for dudes who don’t do "moisturizing rituals" or "artisanal hand creams." No preservatives. No fake-ass cologne smells. No bullshit. Just pure, solid, woodsy salvation.
A Solid Lotion Bar Stacked Like a Fucking Arsenal
This bar isn’t here to flirt. It’s here to handle shit. Eucalyptus and cedarwood join forces for a scent so rugged, it could chop wood with its bare hands. And then there’s shea butter—the heavy-hitter of hydration—slathering away wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, bug bites, and whatever else life (or nature) throws at your man’s hide.
This isn’t lotion. This is survival gear for your skin.
Unwrap. Slather. Dominate.
Your man deserves better than crusty skin and drugstore mediocrity. Rub him down (or hand it over and let him feel like he’s winning at life). Either way, you’re welcome.
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Fast AF Fulfillment.
Orders ship within 2 business days.
Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
Packaging you can feel good about.
15k+ Happy Customers.
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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