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"Iâve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Letâs keep it realâyour skinâs seen some shit. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, and the occasional âwhat the fuck is thatâ spot. No judgment here, just facts. But your fabulous bod deserves better than a splash of water and denial. It deserves scrubby, creamy, lavender-laced magicâand this is it. Think sugar, coconut oil, and calming botanicals that slap the grime right off you (with love).
We mixed sugar, coconut oil, lavender, and geranium into one decadent body scrub that smells like chill but works like a beast. It buffs away dull skin, unclogs crap, and leaves you so soft itâs borderline illegal. The scent? Soft, floral, and ready to make your ex jealous.
No sketchy junk. No preservatives. No animal testingâever. This bitch is 100% natural, made for people who give a damn about their skin and their ethics. Just clean, cruelty-free ingredients that get the job done without selling your soul.
You deserve skin that glows like it has zero regrets. So get in the tub, grab this jar, and exfoliate like you mean it. Lavender never looked so lethal.
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Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
