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Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.
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A Green Tea Body Scrub That Kicks Skin Drama in the Ass
Alright bitches, listen up. Your skinâs been through some shit. Bod crust, pore gunk, those âjust one more dayâ shavesâyeah, weâve all been there. No shame. But if your glorious human flesh suit is crying out for a glow-up, itâs time to unleash the scrub that actually gets the job done.
The Green Tea Glow-Up You Didnât Know You Fucking Needed
We brewed up a magical trifecta of sugar, coconut oil, and green tea extractâaka the holy damn grail of skin care. This isnât your average scrub. This is antioxidant-packed, exfoliating sorcery that says âfuck offâ to dullness, dead skin, and anything else blocking your radiance. Itâs basically a facial for your whole bodâwith attitude.
A Cruelty-Free Body Scrub That Respects Your Inner Badass
No fake shit. No preservatives. No animal testing. Just 100% pure-ass natural ingredients that love your skin as hard as you love not shaving your legs in winter. Weâre here for the self-care rebels, the real ones, the âmy skin, my rulesâ babes who deserve to be moisturized AND unbothered.
Scrub Your Nasty Bitch Bod. It Fucking Needs It.
Youâre a masterpiece, babe. Donât let your skin tell a crusty-ass story. Use this scrub. Glow like you mean it. Smell like you give a damnâeven when you donât.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
đĽ Body positive đĽ
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
đĽ Accessible đĽ
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đĽ All good shit đĽ
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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