Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. For you.

We’re shaking self care loose from its pretentious roots and making it accessible for everyone – and we’re doing it with realness and honesty, not air-brushed perfection.

Perfection? That’s a burden none of us need. Today, you don’t have to match. Today, you don’t have to be cute, or even nice. Put it down. Let it go. Marie Kondo that shit.

Today, you can claim your right to self care however the fuck you want. Maybe it’s a coconut body butter, maybe it’s a caramel macchiato, maybe it’s a five mile run. (Not this girl, but you do you!)

You have our permission to please only yourself, and to feel good about it. Take satisfaction in the feeling of being delighted, just because you want to. Feels good. Damn good.

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Correction. Concealment. Camouflage.

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That isn't us. We're in the business of making you feel good.

What folks are saying...

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    Meet your body lotion's rich cousin: a water-free formulation that's made with natural shea butter and coconut oil.

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    Last I checked, water comes from the sink, for free. So why would you lay 💵 down for a big plastic bottle that's mostly 💦?

  • What folks are saying...

    "I love the scent and the lotion makes all the difference in the dry cold of winter." ~ Mariah
    "Second time buying this and it's by far the best shit I've ever used on my skin. The smell and bomb ass shit inside the body butter literally makes your legs like buttercream! A total blessing for dry skin and PHENOMENAL for pregnant women like myself." ~ Cady