Holiday Clearance!
Score 30% OFF all our limited edition seasonal stuff with code CLEARANCE_24. While supplies last!
Be a Glow-Getter.
It's a new year! Shed that so-ho-ho-OVER it holiday dryness and embrace fresh, brightening natural skincare.
Spicy. Sweary. Saucy. Sexy.
Make it a Valentine's Day they'll talk about forever with one of our kinkiest selections. 😳
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Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Let's Fuck! Massage Gift Set.
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Let's Fuck Massage Bar.
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Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.
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Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. For you.
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We’re shaking self care loose from its pretentious roots and making it accessible for everyone – and we’re doing it with realness and honesty, not air-brushed perfection.
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Perfection? That’s a burden none of us need. Today, you don’t have to match. Today, you don’t have to be cute, or even nice. Put it down. Let it go. Marie Kondo that shit.
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Today, you can claim your right to self care however the fuck you want. Maybe it’s a coconut body butter, maybe it’s a caramel macchiato, maybe it’s a five mile run. (Not this girl, but you do you!)
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You have our permission to please only yourself, and to feel good about it. Take satisfaction in the feeling of being delighted, just because you want to. Feels good. Damn good.
What folks are saying...
I loved the look on his face when...
"These lotion bars are amazing. My skin is so soft and they smell incredible. When my husband saw the tins the look on his face was worth it. Plus I get to be more sustainable." ~Angela
Salvation for sensitive pits
"Love this deodorant! The scent is nice and light, not too overpowering, but enough to take care of that 'stank.' My armpits tend to be sensitive and can get itchy with some deodorants, no itchiness with this one! Love the environmentally friendly packaging too." ~Trina
The perfect gift, just add margaritas.
"It was the perfect gift for my friend's retirement party! Mix in a few margaritas and it's sure to have everyone in the room cackling. She loved it and said everything smelled wonderful. Thank you for providing the perfect amount of sass to a beautiful gift." ~Victoria
Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
Your buddy needs a pick-me-up. Bosses. Boyfriends. Politicians. Doctors. The motherfucking patriarchy rears its ugly-ass head in many places. All of them unwelcome. This cheeky bath gift is stuffed with relaxing self care goodies, plus fun extras like stickers and middle finger confetti!
$50.99
Make bath time fun.
Your rubber ducky can fuck off. These bathtime companions are WAY more exciting.
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Rosé Sashay Bath Salts.
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Carpe that Fucking Diem Bath Bomb.
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Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath.
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Rosy Ass Bath Bomb.
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Correction. Concealment. Camouflage.
(Sorry, we don't sell that here.)
That isn't us. We're in the business of making you feel good.
As seen in...
Product spotlight: Berry Crème Lip Scrub.
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Features:
- Exfoliating scrubby granulated sugar suspended in a richly nourishing lip balm base
- Beautiful rosy pink color
- Highly delicious berry vanilla sugar flavor
- Cute glass pot with glossy black metal lid
- Whipped cream and berries sold separately!
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What folks are saying...
"I am thrilled that the lip scrubs have returned, and just in time for winter. The berry cream is one I hadn’t used, and it smells lovely." ~ Erica
"I just love the creamy texture of these lip scrubs. They're soft and moisturizing, just like a lip scrub should be. And they taste amazing!" ~ Rachael
30% Off While Supplies Last!
Seize the festive seasonal fuckery before it goes out of stock til next year! Enter code CLEARANCE_24 at checkout.
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Mint Frost Sugar Lip Scrub.
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Festive as Fuck Lip Balm.
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Sultry Sugarplum Lip Scrub.
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Merri-mint Whipped Body Butter.
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Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.
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Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.
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Boss Bitch Bath Bomb.
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Calm Your Tits Gift Set.
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Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.
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Fuck Off, Bugs Lotion Stick.
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