"Add this to your list of staple items to have on hand when you’re sick and ditch the Pepto. It works pretty much immediately." - Doreen
Cold Nights. Hot Ideas.
Spice up the night with edible massage oils in four delectable flavors.
"Honestly could put this on toast if I was unhinged enough," says reviewer L.G. 😂
VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING, SO...
Raise Some Goddamn Eyebrows.
Rosé Sashay Bath Salts.
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$11.99
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Cinnamon Seduction Edible Massage Oil.
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Sexy Time Bundle.
$28.99
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$28.99
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Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.
$14.99
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Let's Fuck Massage Bar.
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Chocolate-Covered Cherry Edible Massage Oil.
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Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Island Passion Edible Massage Oil.
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Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.
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$8.49
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Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.
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Man Hands Hand Scrub for Men.
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Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath.
$11.99
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Lavender Cupcake Edible Body Oil.
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Orders ship within 2 business days.
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All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Built with rage and love.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fuckery.
We're hauling self-care's pretentious ass off her high horse and bringing her to the people: the honest, imperfect, REAL people. You won't find airbrushing here. No correction, no dumb standards, no chasing perfection.
Perfection? That’s a burden none of us need. Today, you don’t have to match. Today, you don’t have to be cute, or even nice. Put it down. Let it go. Marie Kondo that shit.
Today, you can claim your right to self care however the fuck you want. Maybe it’s a coconut body butter, maybe it’s a caramel macchiato, maybe it’s a five mile run. (Not this girl, but you do you!)
You have our permission to please only yourself, and to feel good about it. Take satisfaction in the feeling of being delighted, just because you want to. Feels good. Damn good.
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Hand Balm for Grown Ass Women.
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Cinnamon Seduction Edible Massage Oil.
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Wine Lips Sugar Lip Scrub.
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Let's Fuck Massage Bar.
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Pamper Your Ass Gift Set.
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Glowface Face Mask Packets.
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The Badgerbitches are Raving About...
These lotion bars are amazing. My skin is so soft and they smell incredible. When my husband saw the tins the look on his face was worth it. Plus I get to be more sustainable.
Love this deodorant! The scent is nice and light, not too overpowering, but enough to take care of that 'stank.' My armpits tend to be sensitive and can get itchy with some deodorants, no itchiness with this one! Love the environmentally friendly packaging too.
It was the perfect gift for my friend's retirement party! Mix in a few margaritas and it's sure to have everyone in the room cackling. She loved it and said everything smelled wonderful. Thank you for providing the perfect amount of sass to a beautiful gift.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER ICK SEASON.
Barfy Bitch Anti-Nausea Spray.
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Ease the quease with this peppermint-citrus powerhouse. Packed with peppermint, lemon, and pink grapefruit, this spray is like a slap in the face—but, you know, helpful. 100% natural, preservative-free, and ready when your stomach mutinies.
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