100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
Badgerface Cedar Sage Beard Oil.
- Unit price
- / per
Amp up your beard's natural shine with this woodsy beard oil
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Light, non-greasy oil
Size: 1 ounce / 28.3 grams by volume
Packaging: Recyclable amber glass bottle with dropper top
Small Batch Beard Oil to Embrace Beard Mastery.
Let's have a serious talk about your man's face situation. That scruffy mess is inching dangerously close to hobo territory, and it's time to intervene. We've got the ultimate weapon in the battle against unkempt beards: our small batch beard oil. It's time to transform that wild mess into a masterpiece.
Why Use Nourishing Beard Grooming Oil:
• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No chemical shitstorm here. Our beard oil is crafted with 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. It's like a beard whisperer, soothing and taming those unruly strands. Luxurious argan and apricot kernel oils, plus the invigorating scent of woodsy cedar and sage essential oils work their magic.
• Unleash the Lumbersexuality: You deserve a man who looks like he can chop wood AND brew the perfect espresso. Our beard balm enhances his lumbersexual aura, taking him from hobo-chic to ruggedly handsome. It's time to embrace the full potential of his facial hair.
• Convenient and Cruelty-Free: Our beard oil comes in a handy 1 ounce amber glass bottle, ready to travel wherever your man's adventures take him. Plus, rest easy knowing that none of our products are ever tested on animals. It's all about making the world a better place, one beard at a time.
Transform the face mane from hobo to hero. Embrace the beard mastery and prepare to be in awe of your man's reclaimed handsomeness. You're welcome.
Â
Sunflower oil, argan oil, apricot kernel oil, cedarwood essential oil, clary sage essential oil, vitamin E.
Smooth a pea-sized amount into freshly-washed beard to boost shine. For maximum absorbency, apply after washing your face or showering. *Also makes a great face moisturizer if you're between beards.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Adding product to your cart
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
$19.99
- Unit price
- / per
$19.99
- Unit price
- / per
Hand Balm for Grown Ass Women.
$17.99
- Unit price
- / per
$17.99
- Unit price
- / per
Zen as Fuck Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
Glowface Face Mask Packets.
$3.99
- Unit price
- / per
$3.99
- Unit price
- / per
Pamper Your Ass Gift Set.
from $43.99
- Unit price
- / per
from $43.99
- Unit price
- / per
Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.
$7.99
- Unit price
- / per
$7.99
- Unit price
- / per
Bitchberry Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
Chill the Fuck Out Bath Bomb.
$15.99
- Unit price
- / per
$15.99
- Unit price
- / per
Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.
$14.99
- Unit price
- / per
$14.99
- Unit price
- / per
Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
Orders ship within 2 business days.
You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
You might also like...
Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
$19.99
- Unit price
- / per
$19.99
- Unit price
- / per
Hand Balm for Grown Ass Women.
$17.99
- Unit price
- / per
$17.99
- Unit price
- / per
Zen as Fuck Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
Glowface Face Mask Packets.
$3.99
- Unit price
- / per
$3.99
- Unit price
- / per
Pamper Your Ass Gift Set.
from $43.99
- Unit price
- / per
from $43.99
- Unit price
- / per
Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.
$7.99
- Unit price
- / per
$7.99
- Unit price
- / per
Bitchberry Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
Chill the Fuck Out Bath Bomb.
$15.99
- Unit price
- / per
$15.99
- Unit price
- / per
Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.
$14.99
- Unit price
- / per
$14.99
- Unit price
- / per
Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per
$18.99
- Unit price
- / per