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Christmas Lip Balm.

Christmas Lip Balm.

Regular price $8.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.99 USD
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Low stock: 8 left

Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams.

Smells like: A little sweet from the cranberries, a little spicy from the ginger.

Christmas lip balm ingredients: Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, cranberry extract, ginger essential oil, vitamin E.

A Christmas Lip Balm for When You're OVER the Holidays.

It just isn't festive until it's festive as fuck. Embrace a natural lip balm that captures your sarcastic mood, and do it in style. You won't find any fake ingredients in our special formula, but you WILL find premium nourishment to keep your lips luscious and ready for that perfect pout.

Shea Butter Lip Balm That Slays.

Let's talk real ingredients. This lip balm isn't just a pretty face; it's got real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and a touch of fine French motherfucking beeswax. No fake stuff here—just a blend that's lip-nourishing royalty.

The Perfect Snarky Stocking Stuffer.

This funny lip balm is here to help you win at stocking stuffers. We all have that one friend with a dark sense of humor, and this, right here, is your ticket to warming her black little heart. She might even crack a smile, and at the very least she'll have a memorable holiday moment. And that's simply what life's all about, bitches.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.