It just isn't festive until it's festive as fuck. Embrace a natural lip balm that captures your sarcastic mood, and do it in style. You won't find any fake ingredients in our special formula, but you WILL find premium nourishment to keep your lips luscious and ready for that perfect pout.
Let's talk real ingredients. This lip balm isn't just a pretty face; it's got real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and a touch of fine French motherfucking beeswax. No fake stuff here—just a blend that's lip-nourishing royalty.
This funny lip balm is here to help you win at stocking stuffers. We all have that one friend with a dark sense of humor, and this, right here, is your ticket to warming her black little heart. She might even crack a smile, and at the very least she'll have a memorable holiday moment. And that's simply what life's all about, bitches.
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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
It just isn't festive until it's festive as fuck. Embrace a natural lip balm that captures your sarcastic mood, and do it in style. You won't find any fake ingredients in our special formula, but you WILL find premium nourishment to keep your lips luscious and ready for that perfect pout.
Let's talk real ingredients. This lip balm isn't just a pretty face; it's got real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and a touch of fine French motherfucking beeswax. No fake stuff here—just a blend that's lip-nourishing royalty.
This funny lip balm is here to help you win at stocking stuffers. We all have that one friend with a dark sense of humor, and this, right here, is your ticket to warming her black little heart. She might even crack a smile, and at the very least she'll have a memorable holiday moment. And that's simply what life's all about, bitches.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
