LUBE UP, BUT MAKE IT ECO.
No more dry, reptilian vibes—this plant-powered lotion bar hydrates your skin fast without the mess or the plastic. Shea butter, coconut oil, and zero bullshit.
Smooth, sexy skin that melts on contact and leaves you smelling like a damn goddess? Yes, please.
Solid Moisture, No Mess—Just Silky Smooth Skin.
Tired of dry, dull skin and greasy lotions? Our natural lotion bars and solid massage bars pack plant-powered moisture in a solid form that melts into your skin—no mess, no waste. Think shea butter, coconut oil, and other natural oils that give you silky smooth hydration, minus the chemical crap and plastic bottles.
Need to upgrade your routine? Try the dreamy Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar for a floral, seductive scent or the rich Mellow Melon Lotion Bar to smooth out your skin and your mood. Both are 100% natural, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly. Ditch the flakes, ditch the mess—your skin deserves this.
Ready for your skin to feel like heaven? Grab your bar and get moisturized.

Solid moisturizer bars: the lowdown.
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Self-Care that Doesn’t ask Permission.
Loving this lotion bar? Trust me, it gets even better. From skincare that kicks ass to playful bath essentials that make you feel like royalty, our products are made for women who are done with the nonsense. Get ready to break up with plastic, chemicals, and the idea that self-care is just a luxury. It’s your revolution, and we’re here for it. So go ahead—dive into the rest of our rebellious collection. Your skin will thank you.
Eco-friendly lotion bars that hydrate, protect, and smell amazing. Goodbye, dryness. Hello, smooth, sustainable self-care.