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Lotion Bars & Massage Bars

LUBE UP, BUT MAKE IT ECO.

No more dry, reptilian vibes—this plant-powered lotion bar hydrates your skin fast without the mess or the plastic. Shea butter, coconut oil, and zero bullshit.

Smooth, sexy skin that melts on contact and leaves you smelling like a damn goddess? Yes, please.

This romantic massage oil bar makes a great horny gift for your boyfriend. Maybe for Valentine's Day?

Let's Fuck Massage Bar.

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This natural bug repellent stick keeps the mosquitoes at bay using an effective blend of pure essential oils.

Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Stick.

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Let our sensual massage oil bar elevate your game. It makes the perfect unique, sexy gift for Valentine's Day.

Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.

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This lilac body lotion bar is shown surrounded by fresh lilacs and patchouli in a black travel tin.

Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar.

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This tingly massage bar is made with natural ingredients by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar.

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This Lavender lotion bar is shown in a black travel tin surrounded by fresh lavender.

Lavender Haze Lotion Bar.

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This cedarwood lotion bar will nourish dry skin, and it comes packaged in a travel tin.

Man Grease Lotion Bar.

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This solid rose lotion bar will transport you with its exotic scent.

Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar.

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Our spicy massage bar is made with warming spices, beeswax, and coconut oil.

Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.

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A coffee lotion bar is shown surrounded by coffee beans, oranges, and spices.

Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

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Embrace a natural sunscreen alternative with this mineral sunscreen stick, made with zinc oxide and titanium dioxide.

Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.

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This lemon shea butter lotion bar is shown surrounded by basil, lemon, and rosemary in a black travel tin.

Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar.

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Banish dry skin with this melon body lotion bar, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.

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Solid Moisture, No Mess—Just Silky Smooth Skin.

Tired of dry, dull skin and greasy lotions? Our natural lotion bars and solid massage bars pack plant-powered moisture in a solid form that melts into your skin—no mess, no waste. Think shea butter, coconut oil, and other natural oils that give you silky smooth hydration, minus the chemical crap and plastic bottles.

Need to upgrade your routine? Try the dreamy Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar for a floral, seductive scent or the rich Mellow Melon Lotion Bar to smooth out your skin and your mood. Both are 100% natural, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly. Ditch the flakes, ditch the mess—your skin deserves this.

Ready for your skin to feel like heaven? Grab your bar and get moisturized.

Solid moisturizer bars: the lowdown.

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Self-Care that Doesn’t ask Permission.

Loving this lotion bar? Trust me, it gets even better. From skincare that kicks ass to playful bath essentials that make you feel like royalty, our products are made for women who are done with the nonsense. Get ready to break up with plastic, chemicals, and the idea that self-care is just a luxury. It’s your revolution, and we’re here for it. So go ahead—dive into the rest of our rebellious collection. Your skin will thank you.

Eco-friendly lotion bars that hydrate, protect, and smell amazing. Goodbye, dryness. Hello, smooth, sustainable self-care.