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If you'd ditch summer cocktails for spiked cider by a fire, this one's your jam. Our Apple Cider Lip Balm brings all the fall flavor, none of the fake crap. Just nourishing, cozy-ass comfort for your lips—with a side of sass.
• 100% Natural Ingredients – No fake bullshit. Just pure-ass plant power for your precious pout.
• Shea Butter Softness – Real shea butter for lips that deserve more than waxy gas station sticks.
• Cruelty-Free Always – We don’t test on animals. Only on ourselves (and we look damn good).
• Eco-Chic Packaging – Compostable paperboard tube, because the planet shouldn’t pay for your soft lips.
• Preservative-Free Power – You won't find weird junk or chemical fillers in here. Just the good shit.
This is your go-to balm for crisp air, cozy sweaters, and telling people to fuck off—but politely, because your lips are too smooth to argue. Bold, natural, and deliciously sassy. Your mouth will thank you.
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All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
