Spiked Suckerpunch Lip Balm.

Indulge Your Lips with Delicious Apple Cider Lip Balm.

If you're the sort of bitch who'd trade piña coladas for cozy spiked cider sessions, hold onto your mugs, folks. Say goodbye to those bogus crapsticks and make way for lip perfection that pairs perfectly with your favorite fall drink.

Why Our Apple Cider Lip Balm Rocks:

100% Nature's Finest: No artificial monkey business. Just pure-ass natural goodness for your precious pout.

Shea Butter Love: Unveil luscious lips with the magic of nourishing shea butter.

Cruelty-Free Vibes: We're all about lip love, not animal trials. Our products are cruelty-free champs.

Eco-Chic Packaging: With our fully compostable paperboard tube, you're loving your lips and the planet.

Preservative-Free Glee: Who needs the junk? Not your lips. Our balm is free from preservative nonsense.

Step up your lip game with a lip balm that's as bold as your cider nights. Let your lips indulge in the spiked cider goodness they deserve.

Pucker up, bitches!

Spiked Suckerpunch Lip Balm.

Regular price $6.99
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Enjoy lip balm that tastes like tangy apple cider with a hint of fabulous spiced rum whenever you reapply.

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Texture: Smooth solid

Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams by volume.

Zero-waste paperboard tube. Pull off the label and throw it in the compost when empty!

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Indulge Your Lips with Delicious Apple Cider Lip Balm.

If you're the sort of bitch who'd trade piña coladas for cozy spiked cider sessions, hold onto your mugs, folks. Say goodbye to those bogus crapsticks and make way for lip perfection that pairs perfectly with your favorite fall drink.

Why Our Apple Cider Lip Balm Rocks:

100% Nature's Finest: No artificial monkey business. Just pure-ass natural goodness for your precious pout.

Shea Butter Love: Unveil luscious lips with the magic of nourishing shea butter.

Cruelty-Free Vibes: We're all about lip love, not animal trials. Our products are cruelty-free champs.

Eco-Chic Packaging: With our fully compostable paperboard tube, you're loving your lips and the planet.

Preservative-Free Glee: Who needs the junk? Not your lips. Our balm is free from preservative nonsense.

Step up your lip game with a lip balm that's as bold as your cider nights. Let your lips indulge in the spiked cider goodness they deserve.

Pucker up, bitches!

Eco-friendly

Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

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100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

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All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+