Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.
A Melon Body Lotion Bar to Banish Dry Skin.
Raise your hand if you're on a mission to kick dry skin's scaly ass. We feel you, my bitch. Dealing with rough and reptilian dry skin is no joke. It's time to stand together in solidarity against those ruthless winter winds that suck the joy out of life and leave your skin feeling fucking parched.
• Exotic and Spicy Sensation: This natural lotion bar is scented with a unique blend of cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper. It's like an exotic adventure with a little bit of spicy kick, just like the feeling after a mind-blowing orgasm. It's the perfect scent to elevate your skincare routine.
• Pure-Ass Nourishment for Your Skin: Let this lotion bar work its magic and nourish the fuck out of your skin. Packed with all-natural coconut oil and shea butter, this is some next-level voodoo black magic for your skin. Say goodbye to wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, and insect bites. Shea butter will shut that shit down.
Warning: Excessive awesomeness may occur upon use. Apply liberally and embrace the wonders of hydrated skin.
Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.
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A Melon Body Lotion Bar to Banish Dry Skin.
Raise your hand if you're on a mission to kick dry skin's scaly ass. We feel you, my bitch. Dealing with rough and reptilian dry skin is no joke. It's time to stand together in solidarity against those ruthless winter winds that suck the joy out of life and leave your skin feeling fucking parched.
• Exotic and Spicy Sensation: This natural lotion bar is scented with a unique blend of cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper. It's like an exotic adventure with a little bit of spicy kick, just like the feeling after a mind-blowing orgasm. It's the perfect scent to elevate your skincare routine.
• Pure-Ass Nourishment for Your Skin: Let this lotion bar work its magic and nourish the fuck out of your skin. Packed with all-natural coconut oil and shea butter, this is some next-level voodoo black magic for your skin. Say goodbye to wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, and insect bites. Shea butter will shut that shit down.
Warning: Excessive awesomeness may occur upon use. Apply liberally and embrace the wonders of hydrated skin.
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
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Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
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