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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Let's have a serious talk about your man's face situation. That scruffy mess is inching dangerously close to hobo territory, and it's time to intervene. We've got the ultimate weapon in the battle against unkempt beards: our small batch beard oil. It's time to transform that wild mess into a masterpiece.
• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No chemical shitstorm here. Our beard oil is crafted with 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. It's like a beard whisperer, soothing and taming those unruly strands. Luxurious argan and apricot kernel oils, plus the invigorating scent of woodsy cedar and sage essential oils work their magic.
• Unleash the Lumbersexuality: You deserve a man who looks like he can chop wood AND brew the perfect espresso. Our beard balm enhances his lumbersexual aura, taking him from hobo-chic to ruggedly handsome. It's time to embrace the full potential of his facial hair.
• Convenient and Cruelty-Free: Our beard oil comes in a handy 1 ounce amber glass bottle, ready to travel wherever your man's adventures take him. Plus, rest easy knowing that none of our products are ever tested on animals. It's all about making the world a better place, one beard at a time.
Transform the face mane from hobo to hero. Embrace the beard mastery and prepare to be in awe of your man's reclaimed handsomeness. You're welcome.
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
