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Cedar Rosemary Beard Balm Mini.
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Keep your beard presentable on-the-go with this portable beard balm mini.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Firm, creamy solid
Size: .5 ounces / 14.17 grams by volume.
Packaging: Portable, recyclable tin with press lid.
Tame the Face Mane with a Travel-Size Beard Balm.
Let's get real, that wild-ass beard your man is rocking? It's time to rein it in. We all know he's one shave away from joining the local hobo gang, and trust me, you don't want that. So, grab a travel size tin of our magical anti-belligerence for beards and save him from the clutches of the bridge-dwelling recruitment squad.
Features:
• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No fake shit here, my friend. Our beard balm is 100% pure-ass natural. It's like a dose of authentic goodness for your man's face mane, minus the chemicals and weird stuff. Just a little beeswax, some choice butters, and the enchanting scent of woodsy cedarwood and rosemary essential oils.
• Lumbersexuality Unleashed: Embrace the power of lumbersexuality. Our beard balm enhances that rugged, manly charm that makes you weak at the knees. So, say goodbye to hobo-chic and hello to a man who looks like he's ready to chop wood and whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
• Portable and Convenient: Our travel-size beard balm comes in a handy half-ounce metal tin, perfect for grooming on the go. Whether he's in grad school or pulling espresso shots, he can keep his face mane in check wherever he goes. No excuses, man!
Tame the face mane, banish the hobo vibes, and show up on Friday nights with a man who looks like the badass he is. You're welcome.
Beeswax, cocoa butter, shea butter, sunflower oil, cedarwood essential oil, rosemary essential oil, vitamin E.
Smooth a pea-sized amount into freshly-washed beard to boost shine. For maximum absorbency, apply after washing your face or showering. *Also makes a great face moisturizer if you're between beards.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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