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Small Batch Beard Oil.

Small Batch Beard Oil.

Regular price $14.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.99 USD
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 Size: 3 inches tall and 1 ounce by volume.

Smells like: Cedarwood and fresh sage.

Beard oil ingredients: Sunflower oil, argan oil, apricot kernel oil, cedarwood essential oil, clary sage essential oil, vitamin E.

Small Batch Beard Oil to Embrace Beard Mastery.

Let's have a serious talk about your man's face situation. That scruffy mess is inching dangerously close to hobo territory, and it's time to intervene. We've got the ultimate weapon in the battle against unkempt beards: our small batch beard oil. It's time to transform that wild mess into a masterpiece.

Why Use Nourishing Beard Grooming Oil:

• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No chemical shitstorm here. Our beard oil is crafted with 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. It's like a beard whisperer, soothing and taming those unruly strands. Luxurious argan and apricot kernel oils, plus the invigorating scent of woodsy cedar and sage essential oils work their magic.

• Unleash the Lumbersexuality: You deserve a man who looks like he can chop wood AND brew the perfect espresso. Our beard balm enhances his lumbersexual aura, taking him from hobo-chic to ruggedly handsome. It's time to embrace the full potential of his facial hair.

• Convenient and Cruelty-Free: Our beard oil comes in a handy 1 ounce amber glass bottle, ready to travel wherever your man's adventures take him. Plus, rest easy knowing that none of our products are ever tested on animals. It's all about making the world a better place, one beard at a time.

Transform the face mane from hobo to hero. Embrace the beard mastery and prepare to be in awe of your man's reclaimed handsomeness. You're welcome.

 

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.