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Shampoo Bar for Color Treated Hair.
Pre-Trump's Dumbass Tariffs Price: 20% Cheaper
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Split ends, dye damage, and a bleach-blasted mess? Welcome to Hair Rehab. Castor oil swoops in like a badass therapist while rose + geranium bring the spa vibes. This bar is your “sorry for the shit I put you through” apology tour.
Texture: Clouds of gentle, lacy suds
Size: 2.5 ounces / 70.8 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin, or get your shampoo bar in its birthday suit for a zero waste option.



A Shampoo Bar for Color-Treated Hair That Protects Your Glow.
You invested in that color—it’s not going down the drain. This shampoo bar for color-treated hair is made to cleanse gently, nourish deeply, and keep your color vibrant as fuck between salon visits (or your latest kitchen-sink session—we badgers love a good DIY).
Forget sulfate-loaded formulas that strip your strands and dull your shine. This bar is your new ride-or-die: protective, pampering, and plant-powered.
Safe for Color. Packed With Shine-Loving Botanicals.
This bar balances gentle cleansing with serious nourishment. That means:
🌹 Rose hip powder + rose extract to help restore moisture and soften color-treated strands
🍚 Hydrolyzed rice protein to support strength, elasticity, and color retention
🌿 Castor oil to nourish and help reduce breakage
💧 Raspberry extract + panthenol to hydrate and boost shine
🌸 Sandalwood + geranium essential oils for a luxe scent that lingers (in a good way)
It’s made with the same gentle base as all our bars—no sulfates, no parabens, no color-killing ingredients. Just a creamy lather and a clean that respects the masterpiece on your head.
Long-Lasting. Travel-Ready. Plastic-Free.
Each bar gives you up to 60 washes when stored properly. That’s weeks of color-safe cleansing in a compact, no-spill format. Whether you’re home, road-tripping, or just over plastic bottles crowding your shower—this bar’s got your back.
Subscribe and Save 10%—Because Color Care Is Ongoing.
Good color care = consistency. Subscribe and save 10% on every bar, with automatic delivery timed to your schedule. No contracts, no pressure. Just vibrant hair, made effortless.
Do it today. Unfuck your hair.
Sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), sodium lauryl sulfoacetate (from palm), capryl glucoside (from corn), cornstarch, cocamidopropyl betaine (from coconuts), kaolin clay, castor oil, bamboo extract, hydrolyzed rice protein, mica, rose hip powder, geranium essential oil, rose extract, rose hip powder, raspberry extract, sandalwood essential oil, panthenol.
Start with thoroughly wet hair. Take the bar and swipe it directly across your scalp—top, sides, and underneath if your hair is thick or long. A few passes is all it takes. Set the bar down (no need to overdo it), then use your hands to work up a rich lather, massaging it through your roots and down the lengths.
Rinse clean. Repeat if you’ve got major product build-up or just love that second-suds magic.
✨ Pro tip: Keep your bar dry between uses and you’ll get up to 60 glorious washes out of it.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%—thanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

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Smells great, lathers beautifully, and lasts a long time. I have been using this shampoo bar for over a year and absolutely love it!
This bar smells great, lathers beautifully, and lasts a surprisingly long time!

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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