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Conditioner Bar for Dandruff Hair.
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Tea tree and quinoa protein tag-team scalp drama—calming flakes, itch, and irritation while strengthening your strands. Fir balsam and peppermint leave your head cool, clear, and forest-fresh. Zero plastic, zero flakes, zero fucks.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Slippery and emollient
Size: 2.5 ounces / 70.8 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin, or get your shampoo bar in its birthday suit for a zero waste option.
Soft Hair, Zero Plastic—Finally.
Flakes are for pie crust, not your scalp. This powerful little bar fights back with tea tree, quinoa protein, and a fresh fir balsam + peppermint scent that feels like a crisp forest breeze on your head.
Soothe the Itch, Show Your Scalp Some Love.
Quinoa protein strengthens strands while tea tree kicks dandruff to the curb. It conditions without clogging pores or making things worse (looking at you, greasy “moisturizing” formulas).
One Bar = Months of Peace and Quiet (on your scalp, anyway).
Gentle enough for daily use, strong enough to make a difference. And no plastic trash involved.
🌲 Kiss the flakes goodbye. Your scalp’s new BFF is here.
BTMS-50 (made from palm), cetearyl alcohol (made from corn), silk amino acids, panthenol, Raphanus sativa extract, distilled water, mica, aloe butter, hemp oil, hydrolyzed quinoa protein, tea tree essential oil, peppermint essential oil, fir balsam essential oil.
Wet hair. Rub bar on top and sides of head, lifting hair up to get underneath if it is very long.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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