Java Motherpucker Lip Balm.
Java Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams.
Smells like: Rich, full-bodied coffee brightened with vanilla and sweet orange.
Lip balm ingredients: Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, coffee seed oil, vanilla extract, sweet orange essential oil, coriander essential oil, vitamin E.
Coffee Lip Balm: The Perfect Fit for Your Morning Routine.
Somewhere in the last ten years, a Starbucks cup became an accessory. You know what I'm talking about. It's part security blanket, part shield. Yeah. Well, I'm here to tell you: your lip balm can also do that. And better yet, it can fit your morning routine. Say goodbye to fake crapstick shit and embrace the awesomeness of coffee lip balm. It's the ultimate match for your drink. You know it, own it. So pucker up.
Indulge in the Richness of Natural Shea Butter Lip Balm.
We take lip balm to a whole new level of awesomeness. Our coffee lip balm is packed with real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. This lip balm is coffee-scented, not coffee-flavored. It'll give your lips that delightful caffeinated boost. Just don't expect it to taste like fucking candy.
What are you waiting for? Pucker up, bitches!









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Orders ship within two business days.
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Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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