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Vanilla Afterglow Milk Bath.
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Creamy, dreamy, and hot-girl gentle. This tropical AF soak smooths your skin and your soul with coconut milk, vanilla & ginger. Feels like a beach nap with no screaming children in sight.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Rich and creamy when added to hot bath water.
Size: Holds about 4 ounces / 113.4 grams of product by volume
Packaging: Eco friendly pouch made from compostable rice paper
Coconut Milk Bath: The Ultimate Exotic Sensation
Are you tired of adulting so hard that you're pretty sure your sanity is on the verge of imploding? We feel you, my bitches. That's why we've crafted this coconut milk bath. Prepare to enter a realm of tranquility where deadlines and responsibilities cease to exist.
Why our Coconut Milk Bath Kicks Ass:
• Deep-Dive into Natural Awesomeness: We believe in keeping it real, like down-to-the-core real. That's why our milk bath is crafted from the purest, most natural ingredients. No artificial junk here. Just a tub fulla goodness that's gentle on your skin and your peace of mind.
• No Animals Harmed, Period: We love animals, and we don't play around when it comes to their well-being. Our coconut milk bath is 100% cruelty-free, so you can soak away your worries with a clear conscience. We're all about spreading love, my bitches.
• Nature's Superheroes Unite: Our Coconut milk bath is a powerful blend of nourishing coconut milk powder and soothing oatmeal. Say goodbye to irritated skin and hello to tranquility and softness. Plus, it's preservative-free and packed in an eco friendly rice paper packet.
Indulge in the ultimate exotic experience. Grab a packet of our milk bath and say goodbye to the chaos, even if it's just for a little while.
Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.
Milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, coconut milk powder, sodium bicarbonate, vanilla extract, ginger essential oil.
Empty packet into hot bath water and swish to combine. Then step in, and soak.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
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Great product and shipping. Smells terrific.
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