Man Grease Lotion Bar.
Man Grease Lotion Bar.
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz
Smells like:Â Earthy and green notes of cedar and rosemary.
Lotion bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, cedarwood essential oil, rosemary essential oil.
A Cedarwood Lotion Bar for Manly Men.
Is your man's ass feeling as chapped as a desert lizard? Fear not, my bitches, for we have the perfect solution: our awesome cedarwood lotion bar. Say goodbye to those store-bought lotion shenanigans. Your man likes it simple and straightforward, no preservatives, no fake-ass scents, and definitely no bullshit.
A Solid Lotion Bar Stacked Like a Fucking Arsenal.
Let's dive into the wonders of this remarkable bar. Picture eucalyptus and cedar joining forces to enhance your man's lumbersexuality. Oh yeah, we're talking next-level masculinity here. But that's not all—this bar is armed with the mighty shea butter. Prepare to witness some crazy voodoo black magic unfold. Shea butter is moisturizing as fuck, tackling wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites... you name it, shea butter will shut that shit down like a boss.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself (or your man) all up. You're welcome.










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Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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