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In this age of bunker snacks and avoiding humanity, we get it – you'd rather be in a castle made of Cheez-Its than out socializing. But reality beckons, and you gotta face the world. Fucking people. Thankfully, we've got your back for those necessary ventures into public. You know. For food and such.
Our moisturizing hand sanitizer will be your trusty sidekick against the invisible nasties. And, bonus. It won't dry out your hands.
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The aloe can make things a tiny bit sticky at first, but hang in there. It'll soon dry, leaving your hands nourished and clean.
Don't let the chaos get you down; fight back with our sanitizer. Stay safe, stay clean, and tell germs to "Fuck off, Corona."
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