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Fortifying Night Balm.
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A rich, turmeric-infused night balm that melts into skin like sweet-ass butter. Packed with butters, oils, and vitamin E to calm, nourish, and seal it all in. Wake up soft, glowy, and utterly unfazed.
Texture: Rich balm
Size: 2 ounce / 29.57 mL by volume
Packaging Glass jar with metal lid



Night Balm for Dry, Damaged, or Weather-Wrecked Skin.
Your skin does the real work while you sleep — this balm just makes sure it has backup. Fortifying Night Balm is thick, golden, and unapologetically rich. Think: turmeric-powered, barrier-repairing, citrus-tinged skincare armor in a jar.
It melts into skin like sweet-ass butter and gets to work while you get horizontal. Whether you’re battling dry patches, windburn, indoor heating, or stress breakouts, this balm has one goal: you wake up like nothing happened.
Barrier Repair Night Balm with Turmeric and Vitamin E.
This blend of mango, shea, and cocoa butters gives skin the deep moisture it craves, while apricot kernel and coconut oils sink in fast without feeling greasy. Cera bellina - made from beeswax - keeps the balm solid, silky, and skin-gripping without that waxy drag.
Infused with a just-right dose of turmeric for antioxidant power (and that golden hue), and boosted with real honey and vitamin E to soothe and strengthen stressed-out skin, you'll love the fresh, fruity scent: light and lemony with notes of carrot and juicy peach. It's clean, soft, and fresh — not “spa-y,” not sweet, just right.
Best Overnight Moisture Balm for Glowing, Resilient Skin.
Use it as your final PM step or reach for it anytime your skin screams for help. This balm locks in hydration, supports your barrier, and doesn’t mess around. Apply it after your serum or toner (or both), and let the butters do their thing while you sleep.
No petroleum, no fillers, no gimmicks. Just rich, golden badassery in a jar.
Why You’ll Love It:
💛 Nourish & protect: Mango, cocoa, and shea butters soften and shield skin overnight.
🌿 Golden repair: Turmeric and vitamin E calm, brighten, and support barrier function.
🍑 Softly scented, never greasy: Lemon, carrot, and peach extracts make it smell like glow — not grandma.
Seal It. Steal It. Sleep.
This balm is unapologetically rich, fiercely protective, and here to fight ALL your skin’s late-night battles.
When you know, you glow.
Apricot kernel oil, cera bellina, cocoa butter, mango butter, coconut oil, turmeric, vitamin E, lemon essential oil, carrot extract, peach extract.
Work a pea-sized amount between clean dry palms, then smooth onto face and neck. For fastest absorption, use on warm, freshly-washed (and dried) skin.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%—thanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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What our customers say
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