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Curls acting like a drama queen with a humidity complex? Calm the chaos with baobab, carrot, and sage. This shit hydrates without weighing you down, defines without the crunch, and gives your curls the soft bounce-back they fucking deserve.
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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Clouds of gentle, lacy suds
Size: 2.5 ounces / 70.8 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin, or get your shampoo bar in its birthday suit for a zero waste option.
A Shampoo Bar for Curly Hair That Celebrates Your Texture.
Curly hair isn’t high-maintenance—it’s high-value. And it deserves products that actually show up. This shampoo bar for curly hair is designed to cleanse without stripping, balance without flattening, and support your natural curl pattern without trying to “tame” a damn thing.
It’s all about hydration, bounce, and honoring the shape your hair wants to take. One bar. No plastic. All power.
Curl-Friendly Ingredients That Hit Different.
This bar is loaded with rich botanicals and powerhouse plant proteins that curlies actually need—not just trendy filler ingredients. You get:
🌳 Baobab oil + hydrolyzed baobab protein to lock in moisture and elasticity
🍋 Lemon powder + turmeric to brighten and clarify without drying
🌿 Chamomile + sage extract to soothe the scalp and reduce frizz drama
🥕 Carrot extract and panthenol to support softness and shine from root to tip
And the base? Gentle, non-sulfate surfactants that cleanse without crushing your curl vibe. No foam overload. No crunchy aftermath. Just soft, juicy definition.
Nourishing. Zero Waste. Built to Last.
You get up to 60 washes from a single bar when stored dry—and each lather is infused with ingredients your curls will recognize and thank you for. Say goodbye to plastic clutter and hello to a curl ritual that aligns with your values and your volume.
Curly hair shouldn’t come with waste. This bar proves it doesn’t have to.
Subscribe and Save 10% (Because Your Curls Deserve Consistency)
Want curls that stay defined, hydrated, and drama-free? Make this part of your routine. Subscribe and save 10% on every bar. You set the schedule, we’ll deliver. Cancel anytime—your curls, your rules.
Do it today. Unfuck your hair.
Sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), sodium lauryl sulfoacetate (from palm), capryl glucoside (from corn), cornstarch, cocamidopropyl betaine (from coconuts), kaolin clay, baobab oil, hydrolyzed baobab protein, lemon powder, turmeric, mica, panthenol, carrot extract, sage essential oil, chamomile extract.
Start with thoroughly wet hair. Take the bar and swipe it directly across your scalp—top, sides, and underneath if your hair is thick or long. A few passes is all it takes. Set the bar down (no need to overdo it), then use your hands to work up a rich lather, massaging it through your roots and down the lengths.
Rinse clean. Repeat if you’ve got major product build-up or just love that second-suds magic.
✨ Pro tip: Keep your bar dry between uses and you’ll get up to 60 glorious washes out of it.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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