Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

A Smoothing Face Scrub to Solve Your Skin Shit.

Let's get real for a moment. We all have our dirty little secrets when it comes to our faces. No judgment here, because we're all only human bitches. From blocked pores to oily skin that just won't stop, we could all use some help balancing shit out from time to time.

Embrace the Dead Sea Benefits with this Face Scrub.

Behold: the smoothing face scrub you've been waiting for. Dead sea salt delivers trace minerals deep into pores, toning and tightening, while argan oil benefits your skin's elasticity with rich oleic acids. Meanwhile, the seaweed serves to balance oil production, making this one of the best face scrubs for oily skin.

Experience the difference that using dead sea salt, argan oil, and  kelp for face care can bring.

Elevate Your Routine with Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare.

Isn't it nice to know this smoothing face scrub is made completely by hand, one natural ingredient at a time? I know, right? We could all benefit from a little more transparency, especially in the skincare realm. We're woman-owned and run, based in upstate New York, and totally eco friendly. Plus, we never test on animals, and there are no preservatives or fake shit. Just pure, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

Regular price $16.99
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Smells like: Seaweed - that's super great for your skin, but smells a little funky - and a hint of lavender.

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Texture: Creamy, exfoliating solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

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A Smoothing Face Scrub to Solve Your Skin Shit.

Let's get real for a moment. We all have our dirty little secrets when it comes to our faces. No judgment here, because we're all only human bitches. From blocked pores to oily skin that just won't stop, we could all use some help balancing shit out from time to time.

Embrace the Dead Sea Benefits with this Face Scrub.

Behold: the smoothing face scrub you've been waiting for. Dead sea salt delivers trace minerals deep into pores, toning and tightening, while argan oil benefits your skin's elasticity with rich oleic acids. Meanwhile, the seaweed serves to balance oil production, making this one of the best face scrubs for oily skin.

Experience the difference that using dead sea salt, argan oil, and  kelp for face care can bring.

Elevate Your Routine with Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare.

Isn't it nice to know this smoothing face scrub is made completely by hand, one natural ingredient at a time? I know, right? We could all benefit from a little more transparency, especially in the skincare realm. We're woman-owned and run, based in upstate New York, and totally eco friendly. Plus, we never test on animals, and there are no preservatives or fake shit. Just pure, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

Eco-friendly

Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

Fast Shipping

All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+