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Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.
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Lavender Massage Oil: Awaken Your Senses.
Can we just be honest with each other and admit that sex usually doesn't taste great? (I mean, unless you're really into dank, salty sweat.)
Imagine sexy times that taste bakery-sweet and delectable. A swirl of sweet, natural vanilla perked up with pure lavender essential oil. Sounds pretty good, right? Rub them down to get in the mood, focusing on spots you want to kiss later. It'll tasteĀ so good when you do!
A Massage Oil for Women Who LoveĀ Themselves.
Newsflash: love does not require another person. Not even a little bit. So why wait to indulge in something sensual?
Listen, maybe your life partner is your dog, or your best friend, or your vibrator. You can still enjoy a massage. You can reach your own neck, face, or feet (probably), and there's a lot you can do there. Rub your own upper arm with this edible lavender massage oil, thenĀ nibble yourself. That's right. Why not? You taste fucking delicious!
Don't wait. Rub yourself the right way today.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itās completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itās eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youāre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iāve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
š„ Body positive š„
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
š„ Accessible š„
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
š„ All good shit š„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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