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Chocolate-Covered Cherry Edible Massage Oil.
Pre-Trump's Dumbass Tariffs Price: 20% Cheaper
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Edible Massage Oil: Sexy, Playful, and Definitely Not Subtle.
Sometimes you want to drop hints. Sometimes you want to get your damn bones jumped. This chocolate-covered cherry massage oil is your new favorite way to say "yes, right now" — without saying a damn word. Just hand them the bottle. The label alone makes a statement. The phrase “Rub Me the Right Way” makes it a command. And in case they’re still unsure? The scent will finish the job.
A Chocolate-Covered Cherry Fantasy You Can Actually Taste.
This isn’t some drugstore “edible” oil that tastes like synthetic shame. We use body-safe, skin-loving oils (like fractionated coconut) to create a silky glide that absorbs just enough to keep hands moving — and mouths interested. The flavor? Rich, creamy milk chocolate with a black cherry punch, designed to melt on warm skin and invite further exploration. Lickable, kissable, and 100% food-grade.
Safe for Bodies. Built for Pleasure.
This massage oil is handmade in small batches using food-grade flavor oils, natural emollients, and zero synthetic fragrances. It’s vegan, cruelty-free, and gentle on sensitive skin — meaning you can use it wherever your night takes you. Whether you're here for a slow sensual touch or an absolutely deranged cherry-chocolate frenzy, this oil shows up.
Your Power. Your Pleasure. Your Fucking Rules.
This isn't just about making someone else feel good — it's about claiming your own desire with zero shame. Consent is hot. Communication is hotter. But chocolate-cherry body worship that starts with a single bottle? That’s fucking genius.
For more: The People-Pleaser's Guide to Empowered Sexual Intimacy.
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All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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What our customers say
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Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
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