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Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"Iâve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
A Green Tea Body Scrub That Kicks Skin Drama in the Ass
Alright bitches, listen up. Your skinâs been through some shit. Bod crust, pore gunk, those âjust one more dayâ shavesâyeah, weâve all been there. No shame. But if your glorious human flesh suit is crying out for a glow-up, itâs time to unleash the scrub that actually gets the job done.
The Green Tea Glow-Up You Didnât Know You Fucking Needed
We brewed up a magical trifecta of sugar, coconut oil, and green tea extractâaka the holy damn grail of skin care. This isnât your average scrub. This is antioxidant-packed, exfoliating sorcery that says âfuck offâ to dullness, dead skin, and anything else blocking your radiance. Itâs basically a facial for your whole bodâwith attitude.
A Cruelty-Free Body Scrub That Respects Your Inner Badass
No fake shit. No preservatives. No animal testing. Just 100% pure-ass natural ingredients that love your skin as hard as you love not shaving your legs in winter. Weâre here for the self-care rebels, the real ones, the âmy skin, my rulesâ babes who deserve to be moisturized AND unbothered.
Scrub Your Nasty Bitch Bod. It Fucking Needs It.
Youâre a masterpiece, babe. Donât let your skin tell a crusty-ass story. Use this scrub. Glow like you mean it. Smell like you give a damnâeven when you donât.
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Fast AF Fulfillment.
Orders ship within 2 business days.
Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
Packaging you can feel good about.
15k+ Happy Customers.
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
đĽ Body positive đĽ
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
đĽ Accessible đĽ
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đĽ All good shit đĽ
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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