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Suck It Insomnia Sleep Spray.
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Insomnia’s a dick. It sneaks in at 3AM like “you up?” and suddenly your brain’s hosting a goddamn rave. Tell it to fuck all the way off with this knockout blend of lavender, chamomile, and ylang ylang. Spray your pillow. Breathe. Sleep like you don’t owe anyone shit.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Light and water-based
Size: 2.8 ounces / 80 mL by volume
Packaging: Lightweight aluminum bottle with spray top
Conquer Sleepless Nights with this All Natural Sleep Spray.
Holla, nocturnal bitches. We get it. Insomnia is a lonely gig, like being stranded in a dark, blanket-covered universe while everyone else enjoys sweet slumber. But fear not, my sleep-deprived muchacha, because we've got a natural remedy to join your arsenal against insomnia.
Introducing Our Aromatherapy Spray for Sleep.
Say goodbye to tossing, turning, and counting sheep with zero results. Our super-soothing pillow spray is armed with a dream team of somnambulant ingredients. We're talking the best essential oils for sleep: lavender, chamomile, and even a couple of drops of ylang-ylang. Prepare to say suck it, insomnia on your next sleepless night.
How Our Sleep Spray is Different:
• 100% Natural: We start by infusing spring water with dried calendula and chamomile, then blending with therapeutic grade essential oils of lavender, orange, bergamot, and ylang ylang. Natural and made by hand is how we roll.
• Cruelty-Free Spray for Sleep: Rest easy knowing that our products are never, ever tested on animals. Not only that, but our suppliers are cruelty-free, too. Compassion is kind of our thing.
• Spray, Dream, Repeat: Packaged in a secure, unbreakable aluminum bottle, our sleep spray is always ready to whisk you away to dreamland. A few spritzes on your pillow is all you need.
Bid farewell to the tyranny of insomnia and reclaim your rightful place in the land of restful nights. With our all natural sleep spray, sweet dreams are within reach.
Distilled water infused with chamomile and calendula, lavender essential oil, chamomile extract, sweet orange essential oil, bergamot essential oil, and ylang ylang essential oil.
Spritz on your pillow and drift off to dreamland. Pro tip: spray on your mattress pad before you put on fresh sheets!
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
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