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Refresh your face with this green tea facial scrub, good for clearing up dry skin or breakouts.
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Refresh your face with this green tea facial scrub, good for clearing up dry skin or breakouts.

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Green Tea & Honey Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

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A gentle, nourishing green tea face scrub that exfoliates, hydrates, and brings your tired-ass skin back to life. With raw honey, oats, and zero fake shit.

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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Solid and scrubby

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

Green Tea Face Scrub for Dry, Crusty, or Confused Skin

Let’s cut the crap—your face has been through some things. Gunked-up pores, random dry patches, maybe a blackhead or five? Been there. This green tea facial scrub shows up like a damn hero: gently exfoliating, calming irritated skin, and helping you reclaim your glow. No shame, just results.

What Is Green Tea Good For? Pretty Much Everything, Bitches

Green tea isn’t just for sipping with your pinky up. It’s a skincare powerhouse that helps calm inflammation, brighten dullness, and rebalance your skin without stripping it. We blended it with raw honey (because moisture), soothing oats, and the tiniest exfoliating grit to slough off the bullshit and bring out the best in your face. Like sorcery, but natural.

Cruelty-Free Green Tea Skincare That Doesn’t Suck

Handmade in upstate New York by two badass women, this scrub is packed with green tea extract, raw honey, and argan oil. No preservatives, no fake shit, and we never test on animals. Just real, powerful ingredients for dry skin, dull skin, and everything in between. Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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