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Boss Bitch Sugar Body Scrub.
Pre-Trump's Dumbass Tariffs Price: 20% Cheaper
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A juicy lavender blueberry body scrub with whipped shea butter and zero bullshit. All-natural, all sassâbecause your skin deserves to feel like a boss, not a basic bitch.
Texture: Creamy, lightly scrubby solid
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid



đŒ The Ultimate Boss Day Gift (Thatâll Make Her Cackle)
Sheâs the HBIC and she knows it. Give her a gift thatâs equal parts pampering and petty with this lavender blueberry body scrubânaturally nourishing, wildly indulgent, and cheeky as hell. Made with pure shea butter and zero fake-ass fillers, this scrub will have her laughing and glowing. Picture her face when she reads the label. Now picture her skin after using it. Youâre welcome.
đż 100% Natural, 0% Bullshit
We donât mess with parabens, preservatives, or synthetic garbageâjust whipped shea butter, fine sugar, and essential oils doing their damn jobs. Itâs cruelty-free, itâs skin-loving, and it smells like a fresh bitch whoâs got her shit together. This is skincare that shows up, shows out, and doesnât apologize for taking up space.
đ Self-Care with a Side of Sass
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. (No judgmentâwinterâs been rough.) This is your invitation to slough off the dead weightâliterally and metaphorically. Use it before a big day, a hot date, or when you just need to feel like the radiant, powerful badass you are.
Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, lavender essential oil, blueberry extract, blackberry extract.
Scoop a walnut-sized amount into palm and mash with a few drops of water, then apply to wet skin in gentle circular motion. Rinse with warm water.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. đš
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%âthanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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You don't need fixing.

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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)

Treat your self AND your wallet.

All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.


Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
đ„ Body positive đ„
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
đ„ Accessible đ„
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đ„ All good shit đ„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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