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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
A Massage Oil Gift Bundle to Get Your Point Across.
Listen, there's a time for subtlety, and Valentine's Day isn't it, ok? It just isn't. This is the moment to lean all the way in, grab what feels good, and rub things the right way — intentionally, unapologetically, and without pretending you’re above it.
Massage Oil We Would Totally Lick Off Someone.
This Valentine’s-ready duo pairs our Rub Me the Right Way Massage Oil with a solid massage bar in a sleek black aluminum tin, because sometimes one kind of touch just doesn’t cut it. The oil delivers smooth, luxurious glide, and tastes amazing. The massage bar melts directly on skin for warm, controlled application. Together, they turn touch into a full-bodied experience — slow, indulgent, and very much on purpose.
Each set comes packaged in a pink organza gift bag, making it an easy, no-thinking-required win whether you’re gifting it or claiming it for yourself.
Edible Massage Oil and Massage Bars at Peak Lusciousness.
Choose your massage oil flavor based on how bold you’re feeling: Lavender Cupcake, Chocolate Covered Cherry, Cinnamon Seduction, or Island Passion — all rich, skin-loving blends designed to moisturize, soften, and linger.
Then pair it with a solid massage bar in scents like Peppermint Eucalyptus, Vanilla Rose Ginger, Cinnamon Ginger, Lavender Eucalyptus, Coffee Vanilla, Cedar Rosemary, Rose Sandalwood, Lemon Basil, or Melon Lime. Go cozy, spicy, grounding, or straight-up decadent. Mixing and matching isn’t just allowed — it’s encouraged.
💗 Valentine’s Day may be once a year.
But good touch? That’s a habit worth keeping.
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Want to Learn More? Read our Massage Oil Guides:
How do I use edible massage oil?
Edible massage oil vs. solid massage bars: What's the difference?
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