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Zesty Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
🍸 Pink Grapefruit Lip Balm for Paloma-Sipping Perfection
If your cocktail game screams salted-rim badassery, this pink grapefruit lip balm is your new go-to. It doesn’t just match your drink—it elevates your whole damn vibe. Ditch the crapsticks and swipe on some citrus-powered confidence. Your lips deserve to stunt.
💋 Real-Ass Shea Butter Lip Balm, No Fake Crap Allowed
We don’t mess around with lip care. This juicy little number is packed with shea butter, coconut and sunflower oils, and French motherfucking beeswax. That hint of color in the tube? Just a little alkanet root powder. No flavor, no tint—just natural, nourishing sass.
🌱 Eco-Friendly, Zero Guilt, 100% Attitude
Fully compostable tube. Cruelty-free ingredients. Woman-owned and run. This balm is a whole-ass mood and a flex on the beauty industry’s tired-ass standards. You’re not just moisturizing—you’re making a statement.
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Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
Packaging you can feel good about.
15k+ Happy Customers.
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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