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Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
🍵 Antioxidant-Rich Green Tea Lip Balm for Badass Bitches
We don’t do basic, and neither should your lip balm. Packed with therapeutic-grade green tea extract, this balm is basically self-care in a tube. It’s antioxidant-rich, moisturizing as hell, and gives your lips the kind of glow-up that says, “I meditate, but I’ll still throw hands.”
💋 Lip Balm with Real-Ass Ingredients. No Fake Shit. Ever.
Your lips deserve better than that sad crapstick in your junk drawer. We're talkin' shea butter that slaps, coconut and sunflower oils smoother than your ex's apologies, and French motherfucking beeswax. It’s everything your pout’s been begging for—without the shady bullshit.
🌱 Eco-Friendly, Cruelty-Free, Woman-Run. Triple Threat, Baby.
This lip balm? It’s got receipts. Woman-owned, zero animal testing, and packaged in fully compostable paperboard. You’re not just treating your lips—you’re flipping off the beauty industry's tired-ass norms while you're at it.
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Fast AF Fulfillment.
Orders ship within 2 business days.
Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
Packaging you can feel good about.
15k+ Happy Customers.
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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