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THE HEAVY HITTERS. THE CROWD FAVORITES. THE RIDE-OR-DIE ESSENTIALS.

Self-care that hits different: badass, plant-powered, and absolutely no bullshit. Get yourself something that doesn't suck today.

This adult bath bomb is scented with lavender and blueberry and made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Boss Bitch Bath Bomb.

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This pregnancy self care gift includes a wealth of natural bath products to promote relaxation.

Calm Your Tits Gift Set.

from $43.99

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This green tea body butter is scented with natural green tea and lemongrass, and whipped to lofty perfection.

Zen as Fuck Whipped Body Butter.

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Experience strawberry lip balm made with the natural goodness of shea butter.

Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.

$7.99

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Let our sensual massage oil bar elevate your game. It makes the perfect unique, sexy gift for Valentine's Day.

Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.

from $10.99

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Nourish your lips with our soft, exfoliating - and delicious - best lip scrub for dry lips.

Wine Lips Sugar Lip Scrub.

$8.49

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Glowface Face Mask Packets.

Glowface Face Mask Packets.

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Up your bath game with these seriously soothing lavender bath salts. Unwind, de-stress, and generally simmah down, bitch after a long day. You deserve it. 🛀

Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts.

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This natural bug repellent stick keeps the mosquitoes at bay using an effective blend of pure essential oils.

Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Stick.

$15.99

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The best coconut body butter is scented with natural coconut extracts and whipped to lofty perfection.

Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.

$18.99

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Reinvigorate thinning hair with this natural shampoo bar from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Unfuck My Hair, Thinning Formula.

from $21.99

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This face lotion for glowing skin is formulated with hyaluronic acid by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Glowface Turmeric Face Lotion.

$19.99

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Badgerface Beauty Supply's hand scrub for men is scented with pure lemon and eucalyptus essential oils.

Man Hands Hand Scrub for Men.

$16.99

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This Hand sanitizer with aloe is made to nourish your hands while keeping them germ-free.

Fuck Off, Corona Hand Sanitizer.

$17.99

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Reinvigorate hair follicles and speed growth with this solid conditioner bar for thinning hair, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Solid Conditioner Bar.

from $19.99

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This romantic massage oil bar makes a great horny gift for your boyfriend. Maybe for Valentine's Day?

Let's Fuck Massage Bar.

from $10.99

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Badgerface Bestsellers.

When it comes to natural self-care, why settle for anything less than badass? Our bestselling collection features customer-favorite skincare, plastic-free personal care, and funny bath gifts designed to make you feel good without the beauty industry B.S. Whether you're shopping for yourself or snagging a gift that’ll actually get used, these are the tried-and-true essentials.

Check out top picks like our plant-powered natural insect repellent, indulgent coconut body butter, and laugh-out-loud funny bath gifts that turn everyday routines into tiny acts of rebellion. Every product is cruelty-free, eco-friendly, and powered by real ingredients—because taking care of yourself should feel like a joy, not a chore.

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P.S. Looking for natural skincare, eco personal care, or funny bath gifts that actually live up to the hype? You’re in the right place. 🙌