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We've All Got That Friend Who...
📞 Isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
✨ Spreads glittery chaos wherever she goes.
🤷♀️ Gives no fucks what you think of her.
👉 These sets were made for them. And for you. And for anyone who's done pretending.
Four Sets. Infinite Vibes.
Ho Fucking Ho, Motherfuckers.
Jolly as hell. Most definitely unhinged.
Season's Greetings, Bitches.
Equal parts peppermint and flipping the bird.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
For the friend who adds rum to their eggnog... in the car.
Happy Holidays, Fuckface.
Festive, fragrant, and a little bit feral.
No mass production. Just small batch, big energy.
Plastic-free. Planet-friendly. Guilt-free gifting.
These gifts don't whisper, they kick the door in.
Don't Take Our Word for It.
"People were RAVING at my White Elephant Party! The woman who won this said the products were just as good as their names, too."
"Smells just like the plum-honey-wine mix they state! The formula is creamy and also scrubs well. Because the ingredients contain cocoa butter, coconut oil and beeswax, it leaves your lips extra buttery."
"I love how soft and nourishing this is! And it smells great. The only thing I wasn't prepared for was the sparkle."
Sultry Sugarplum Lip Scrub.
Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar.
Chill the Fuck Out Bath Bomb.
Spicy Fucking Body Sugar Scrub.
Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.
You don't need fixing.
Orders ship within 2 business days.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.