Real customers say...
"This has been lovely to use while bathing. I'd had issues with another company's milk bath I had used a long time ago so I was hesitant to try it but honestly this was a much better experience." - Anna
Let your bestie know you've got her back - with a side of fuck the patriarchy, because why not? Our fierce feminist gifts are perfect for breakups, promotions, or anytime one needs a reminder that bitches get shit done.
Looking for natural bath products that do more than just smell nice? You’re in the right damn place. We believe that novelty gifts for women can still be super high-quality while piling on the tongue-in-cheek humor.
Why not? Try a fun spa gift box for women, or else dip your toe in with a foaming body scrub. Got someone tough to shop for? You can't go wrong with a scented body spray, like our bestselling Patriarchy Repellent. 😂
So go ahead. Remind your bestie - or yourself - that women are strong, women are powerful, women are dangerous.
Feminist gifts are a great fit for anyone who's celebrating a milestone like a promotion or graduation. Their empowering vibe is sure to make the badass in question even more pleased with her accomplishment.
Feminist gifts are also great for the opposite sort of occasion: break-ups, divorces, and even those minor day-to-day things we all have the great pleasure of dealing with as women: getting catcalled, dealing with your dick of a boss, navigating bureaucracy.
Good feminist gifts tend to prioritize self-care. They're about retreating from the bullshit and finding yourself: happy, relaxed, and fabulous.
Imagine soaking in a tub of Simmah Down, Bitch bath salts, or spritzing Build Up a Bitch spray after a long day. You can assemble the perfect bundle of snarky good cheer whether your recipient is a bath-taker, a low maintenance-type, or a skincare fiend.
Because our stuff is just better. It's that simple.
For starters, everything we sell is made 100% by hand, from real, whole ingredients. Did you know a lot of bath companies just buy pre-made lotion bases and add scent? Yeah, no thanks to that.
Next: our values. Natural goes without saying. So does cruelty-free (and even our suppliers are cruelty-free). Plastic-free, we're at about 90%, because literally no one makes a lotion pump that isn't plastic.
Third: Every dollar you spend with us goes directly to support our one-woman show in a one-horse town. 💪💪💪
Psst! These cruelty-free, plastic-free bath and body gifts are handcrafted in small batches—because your skin deserves better than factory leftovers. Just sayin.