Oh Tits! Nipple Cream.

Lanolin Nipple Cream to Rock Parenthood Like a Boss.

Breastfeeding can be a wild fucking ride, and we're not going to sugar coat it. The baby's squirming, the rage is real, and there's a constant threat of teeth. But fear not, bitches, because we've got the ultimate solution to help you soothe your hurty nips. Say hello to our nipple cream, a citrusy delight packed with the healing power of shea butter, castor oil, lanolin, and vitamin E.

How Our Shea Butter Nipple Cream is Different:

Nourish Naturally: Our nipple cream is proudly crafted with 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. No harmful chemicals, just the goodness of nature to soothe and heal your sensitive nipples.

Animal-Friendly All the Way: We're passionate about animal welfare, which is why none of our products are ever tested on animals. Cruelty free nipple balm is the way to go.

Packaging with a Purpose: We care about our planet, and that's why our nipple balm comes in a biodegradable paper jar. It's a small step toward a greener future.

Parenthood is a wild ride, but your nipples don't have to suffer. Grab our nipple balm, show those sore nips some love, and conquer parenthood like the badass you are.

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Oh Tits! Nipple Cream.

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Smells like juicy fresh oranges. The orange botanical wax in our formulation means you get to experience the freshest orange scent there is.

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Texture: Creamy solid

Size: 1 ounce / 28.3 grams by volume

Packaging: Biodegradable paper jar

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Lanolin Nipple Cream to Rock Parenthood Like a Boss.

Breastfeeding can be a wild fucking ride, and we're not going to sugar coat it. The baby's squirming, the rage is real, and there's a constant threat of teeth. But fear not, bitches, because we've got the ultimate solution to help you soothe your hurty nips. Say hello to our nipple cream, a citrusy delight packed with the healing power of shea butter, castor oil, lanolin, and vitamin E.

How Our Shea Butter Nipple Cream is Different:

Nourish Naturally: Our nipple cream is proudly crafted with 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. No harmful chemicals, just the goodness of nature to soothe and heal your sensitive nipples.

Animal-Friendly All the Way: We're passionate about animal welfare, which is why none of our products are ever tested on animals. Cruelty free nipple balm is the way to go.

Packaging with a Purpose: We care about our planet, and that's why our nipple balm comes in a biodegradable paper jar. It's a small step toward a greener future.

Parenthood is a wild ride, but your nipples don't have to suffer. Grab our nipple balm, show those sore nips some love, and conquer parenthood like the badass you are.

100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.

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Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

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All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+