Lemon Turmeric Face Scrub.

Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Juicy lemons balanced with earthy carrot and sweet peach.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, honey, apricot kernel oil, granulated sugar, cornstarch, granulated lemon zest, ground turmeric, sodium cocoyl isethionate, vitamin B3, vitamin C, vitamin E, lemon essential oil, carrot extract, and peach extract

It's Time to Take Charge.

So the wise bitches say we should accept age with grace and wisdom, huh? Well, I've got a different plan. Acceptance sounds too much like frowning into the mirror, realizing you're not 25 anymore, and thinking there's nothing you can do. But I say, let's take inventory and then take action. Who's with me?

Age-Based Trauma: Let's Share.

Turning forty is traumatic, frozen margarita in hand or not. Anyone else with age-based trauma to share? Discovering you have a teenager is scary (I have a teenage cat, does that count?). And let's not forget the blood pressure medication, laser vein removal ads, or the need for a tinkle razor. Yeah, shit's getting real.

Glowface, the Sunny Yellow Queen to Help You Cope.

Say hello to GLOWFACE, our new skincare line that's here to kick some serious aging ass. This motherfucker is STACKED, starting with the sunny yellow queen of woo-woo skincare ingredients: turmeric. But that's not all. Our Glowface Face Scrub brings you a moisturizing squad of butters and oils, honey, and the exfoliating magic of oatmeal and granulated sugar. It's like a sunny yellow explosion of B3, C, and E vitamins for your beautiful face.

Aging is traumatic, but we can fucking do something about it.