Channel Your Inner Posh with a Lavender Champagne Lip Balm.
Hey, you classy bitch! If you'd prefer to sip posh as fuck bubbly instead of enduring piña coladas in a rainstorm, then this lip balm is your new go-to. Say goodbye to that fake crapstick shit and say hello to the perfect companion for your sophisticated drink. All you need is some champagne lip balm, because you are a posh motherpucker. Embrace it, classy bitches.
Real-Ass Awesomeness with a No-Fake-Shit Guarantee.
Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.
