Let's face it, we've all got some nasty shit going on. Well, most of us, anyway. Even the squeaky cleanest of bitches can't escape the face shit we don't want to talk about. From crust to gunk, blocked pores to blackheads, it's all part of being human. No judgment here.
Magical Face Scrubby Goodness: It's Voodoo, Baby.
Prepare to be amazed by our magical fucking face scrubby goodness. You've heard about the benefits of coconut milk, jojoba oil, and shea butter, right? But when you combine all THREE, it's like some kind of enchanting voodoo. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" or "fuck up your enemies" kind. Well, unless your enemies are blackheads and face-crust.
Pure-Ass Natural Awesomeness.
Our face scrub is the epitome of pure-ass natural goodness. Packed with nourishing coconuts and jojoba oil, it comes in a 4 ounce flint glass jar with a BPA-free lined black metal lid. We never test on animals, it's preservative-free, and there's no fake shit. Just real, kick-ass ingredients to scrub away the nastiness from your bitch face. Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.
