Minty Motherpucker Lip Balm.
Minty Motherpucker Lip Balm.
977 in stock
Size:Â .2 ounces / 5 grams.
Smells like:Â Tingly fresh peppermint and sweet honey.
Lip balm ingredients: Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, peppermint essential oil, honey extract, vitamin E.
Peppermint Lip Balm to Match Your Big-Ass Mint Julep.
Holla to my bourbon loving bitches: If you prefer a classy mint julep over anything fruity or besmirched with a tacky-ass paper umbrella, then this lip balm is for you. Ditch the hat and and embrace your fabulous new peppermint lip balm. Those uppity Derby bitches can just fucking deal with it.
Treat Your Pout to Natural Lip Balm Goodness.
Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. And, did we mention this lip balms are eco friendly? That's right, the cardboard packaging is fully compostable. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.
What are you waiting for?
Delightful gifts for your favorite misanthrope.
As seen in...
Collapsible content
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Our bestsellers:
-
Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.
Regular price From $7.49 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.
Regular price From $6.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Boss Bitch Bath Bomb.
Regular price From $13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Calm Your Tits Gift Set.
Regular price From $40.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per