Holla to my bourbon loving bitches: If you prefer a classy mint julep over anything fruity or besmirched with a tacky-ass paper umbrella, then this lip balm is for you. Ditch the hat and and embrace your fabulous new minty motherpucker. Those uppity Derby bitches can just fucking deal with it.
100% Pure-Ass Minty Goodness for a Positive Pout.
Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. And, did we mention this lip balms are zero waste? That's right, the cardboard packaging is fully compostable. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.
