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Natural Milk Bath for Aging.

Natural Milk Bath for Aging.

Regular price $10.59 USD
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Size: 6 inches tall and 3.5 ounces by weight.

Smells like: Sweet, earthy carrot buoyed by fresh lavender and chamomile.

Ingredients: Milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, sodium bicarbonate, chamomile powder, green tea extract, lavender essential oil, chamomile extract, carrot seed extract. 

Sayonara, Ass Wrinkles.

Let's face it, ass wrinkles, stretch marks, and cellulite can be a real buzzkill. We can't promise to eradicate them entirely (we only wish we had that power), but we've got the next best thing. Say goodbye to those pesky skin imperfections and say hello to Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak. It's time to reclaim your smooth, sexy confidence.

The Science of Ass-Smoothing Awesomeness

Prepare for some serious bathing magic. Our milk bath soak is more than just warm and cozy; it's a skin-loving superhero. With ground oatmeal to kick ass inflammation, baking soda to soften your water to perfection, and the dynamic duo of carrot seed oil and chamomile extract known for their ass-smoothing superpowers, your skin will thank you for this luxurious treat. Plus, we've added green tea extract for a boost of antioxidants and lavender for an aroma that will make your bathroom smell like a goddamn oasis.

Legs Like Sweet-Ass Butter

Let's talk about legs, bitches. Our Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak contains the secret weapon of milk powder, which will transform your tired, dull legs into two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Get ready to be amazed by the nourishing power of milk powder and oatmeal as they hydrate and pamper your skin like never before. You'll step out of that tub feeling like a million bucks.

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.

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