Green Tea & Honey Face Scrub.
Green Tea & Honey Face Scrub.
986 in stock
Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Wholesome oatmeal and honey.
Ingredients: Granulated sugar, oatmeal, argan oil, sunflower oil, coconut oil, raw honey, vitamin E, and green tea extract
Face the Facts: We've All Got Some Nasty Shit Going On.
Let's be real here. We all have some face shit we don't want to mention. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, maybe even a couple of blackheads. No judgment, we're all in this together. We're only human, after all.
Magical Face Scrubby Goodness.
Prepare to be amazed by our magical fucking face scrubby goodness. You see, colloidal oatmeal is good, argan oil is good, and green tea extract is good. But when you combine all THREE, it's like some kind of enchanting voodoo. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" kind. Well, unless your enemies are blackheads and face-crust.
Pure-Ass Natural Awesomeness.
Our face scrub is 100% pure-ass natural, packed with nourishing green tea extract and argan oil. It comes in a 4 ounce flint glass jar with a metal BPA-free lid ,making it easy to use and store. Plus, we never test on animals, it's preservative-free, and there's no fake shit. Just real, kick-ass goodness for your face.
Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.
Delightful gifts for your favorite misanthrope.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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