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Blueberry Lavender Sugar Scrub.

Blueberry Lavender Sugar Scrub.

Regular price $14.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.99 USD
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989 in stock

Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Juicy, ripe blueberries with a hint of lavender.

Ingredients: Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, lavender essential oil, blueberry extract, blackberry extract.

Pure-Ass Natural Goodness for Your Fabulous Bod.

Listen up, bitches. We take natural seriously. No fake shit allowed. Our scrub is 100% pure-ass natural and never, I repeat, NEVER tested on animals. We're all about spreading love, even to the most unruly skin. And guess what? Our scrub is infused with the magical combo of lavender and blueberry, packed with antioxidants that'll make your skin go "thank you, thank you very much." Say goodbye to dullness and hello to a complexion that radiates pure badassery.

Natural, Preservative-Free, and Now Plastic-Free, Too!

We're all about quality, bitches. Your nasty bod deserves the best. That's why our scrub comes in a reusable 4 oz glass jar with a lined metal lid. It's preservative-free, too, just like your authentic self. So, get ready to scrub away the gunk, embrace your skin's true beauty, and let your inner queen shine. Trust us, your bod will thank you for this kickass pampering session.

Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.