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Gift for Bitchy Women.

Gift for Bitchy Women.

Regular price $10.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.99 USD
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998 in stock

 Size: 6 inches tall and 3.5 ounces by weight.

Smells like: Summer berries with a burst of heady roses.

Ingredients: Milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, sodium bicarbonate, rose hip powder, rose absolute, raspberry extract, blackberry extract.

Soothe Your Bitchy Soul with this Hilarious Gift.

Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the daily shitshow: we feel you. We know life can be a rollercoaster of stress, leaving you feeling like you've been through a tornado of chaos. But fret not, because we've got your secret escape route: our bitchberry milk bath. It's time to scrub away the stress and embrace pure relaxation.

Why our Milk Bath is the Ultimate Bitch Gift:

• Pure-Ass Goodness: We're all about keeping it natural, no artificial junk allowed. Our milk bath is 100% pure-ass natural, so you can soak your worries away without a care in the world. Embrace the goodness of Mother Nature.

• Cruelty-Free, Always: We're proud to say that none of our products are ever tested on animals. We're animal lovers, not heartless monsters. So go ahead and indulge guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.

• Nourish and Unwind: Our milk bath is a divine blend of nourishing milk powder and ground oatmeal, ready to pamper your tired soul. Say goodbye to inflamed shit and hello to pure relaxation. Plus, it's packaged plastic-free, in an eco friendly rice paper packet.

It's time to reclaim your sanity, my bitches. Grab a packet of our milk bath and let the soothing magic wash over you. Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.