Natural Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.

 Size: 5 inches tall and 2.7 ounces by volume.

Smells like: An enticing blend of lavender, blackberries, and cedar.

Ingredients: Distilled water infused with lavender, solubilizer, blackberry extract, lavender essential oil, cedarwood essential oil.

Bye Bye Patriarchy, Hello Empowerment

You know what's better than letting the patriarchy ruin your day? Blasting it the fuck out with our magical elixir: Patriarchy Repellent. It's time to reclaim your power, smell fabulous, and say goodbye to the oppressive forces that try to hold you back.

Why Patriarchy Repellent is Your Secret Weapon:

• Smell Fabulously Fierce: Lavender, cedarwood, and blackberries combine to create a scent that will make you feel like the badass you truly are. Say hello to empowerment in a bottle.

• Nature's Bounty: We've harnessed the power of natural ingredients to create a formula that's not only effective but also gentle on your amazing body.

• The Perfect Gift for Warriors: Looking for a gift that screams "You're a badass"? Patriarchy Repellent is the answer. Give it to the feminist who deserves to feel empowered every damn day.

Say farewell to the patriarchy and embrace a life where women rise, shine, and slay. Get your Patriarchy Repellent now and join the revolution.