Real-Ass Goodness, Because we Aren't Fucking Around.
We don't mess around when it comes to lip balm excellence. Our bourbon lip balm is crafted with real-ass awesome shea butter, pure coconut and sunflower oils, and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. This natural lip scrub not only nourishes your lips but also offers a bonus: it tastes like sitting by the fire and giving 100% zero fucks. Isn't that what everyone needs?
Bourbon Lip Balm to Match Your Favorite Adult Beverage.
Hey there, bourbon loving bitches. Can we be real for a second? Can we be real in the name of the most legitimate adult beverage there is? If you'd prefer a fruity bullshit drink, well, this is not your lip balm. If, on the other hand, a couple rocks and a nice healthy pour of Kentucky's finest is your idea of perfection, then this is your new best friend. Say goodbye to fake crapstick shit and embrace the awesomeness of bourbon lip balm. It's the perfect match for your beverage preferences. You know it. Own it.
