Smells like: Wild roses elevated with warming, sultry sandalwood.
Ingredients: European sea salt, citric acid, cornstarch, dried rose petals, rose hip powder, mica, rose absolute, sandalwood essential oil, vanilla extract.
We're Dead Serious About Soothing Shit.
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Soothe Your Tired Ass with Rose, Sandalwood, and Vanilla.
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