Pure-Ass Natural Goodness. We Ain't Fucking Around.
Our bath salts are 100% pure-ass natural, with no fake shit whatsoever. We're all about quality and authenticity. Plus, we never test our products on animals, because that shit ain't cool. AND: we're now plastic-free. That's right, these bitches are packaged in fully compostable rice paper envelopes. Just add 2-3 tablespoons to hot bath water and let the magic unfold. Get ready for a seriously soothing experience that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and ready to conquer the world.
No-Fucking-Around Bath Salts for a Serious Cleanse!
We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but we'd be lying. Nothing is that fucking good. But this shit comes pretty close. These bath salts are some no-fucking-around, full up seriously cleansing shit. They got the sodium, they got the magnesium, they got the potassium to balance out all your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and balance your fucking checkbook. They'll even break it off with that psycho who keeps asking you to go to barre class with her. Bitch, please.
This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.
