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Natural Lavender Lotion Bar.

Natural Lavender Lotion Bar.

Regular price $12.49 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.49 USD
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Sensual lavender brightened with fresh eucalyptus and lemon verbena.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, hemp oil, mica, lavender essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, lemon verbena essential oil.

Say Goodbye to Dry Skin, You Scaly Motherfucker

Raise your hand if you're tired of battling rough and scaly skin that makes you feel like a goddamn reptile. We feel your pain, and we're here to wage war against those dry winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.

• All-Natural Nourishment: Let this lavender lotion bar work its magic on your skin with a heavenly blend of all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Brace yourself for some voodoo black magic that will solve your skin's bullshit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—shea butter will shut that shit right down.

Introducing Lavender Haze: Our natural lotion bar is not just about nourishment; it's a sensory delight. Scented with lavender, eucalyptus, and lemon verbena, this concoction will transport you to a realm of bliss. And guess what? We've amped it up with pure hemp butter because, hey, who doesn't love that? We proudly present to you: Lavender Haze.

No Bullshit, Just Pure-Ass Goodness: Get ready for a dose of 100% pure-ass natural skincare. We're against animal testing, so rest easy knowing that our products are cruelty-free. This bar is colored with natural alkanet and mica, but don't worry, it won't stain your beautiful skin.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up.

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