season's greetings, bitches!

Find the Perfect Holiday Gift

Bursting with hilarious bath products - for a gift that's truly unique - our snarky holiday gift sets are also plastic-free, all-natural, and 100% hand crafted.


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Get a Sweet, Sweary Deal

Order together. Select any of our snarky holiday gift sets above, and choose a large "f bomb" bath bomb for $5 off. The discount activates at checkout!


What People Are Saying...

"The recipient absolutely loved the gift! It matched the description perfectly and made her so happy! Thank you for this wonderful product and excellent customer service." ~ Anna, reviewing her Season's Greetings, Bitches gift set.

"I literally love Badgerface so much. This is my second time ordering the Merry Fucking Christmas set and it's been a hit both times. This is my go-to now. The best smells. The happiest recipients. Also, it has arrived crazy quick both times!" ~ Erin, reviewing her Merry Fucking Christmas set.

Get to Know Us

We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

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About Us

✋ Do you have a hard time finding a gift you can actually feel good about?

🛀 Sure, there's plenty of natural bath and body stuff out there. Most of it's pretty good, even.

🌎 But how many of those products are handmade from scratch, packaged and shipped plastic-free (or even zero waste) AND side-splittingly, hilariously sweary?

🏋️‍♀️ How many of those other brands give monthly to women's rights organizations?

🦡 Welcome. You found us! And we're glad you're here.

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  • Holiday Gift Sets

    With four styles available, you're sure to find something amazing for a friend, coworker, or family member.

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  • F BOMB Bath Bombs

    Do you need to Chill the Fuck Out, or Carpe That Fucking Diem? Or maybe you just need to tell someone, You Da Bomb.

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