Need to unfuck your face?

Claim your spot to sample ALL our artisanal skincare products and get your questions answered.

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Sunday, July 28th - 122 Marion Avenue, Gville
Concurrent with the Gilbertsville Hullabaloo.


Each session is limited to twelve participants.


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About Us

✋ Do you have a hard time finding a gift you can actually feel good about?

🛀 Sure, there's plenty of natural bath and body stuff out there. Most of it's pretty good, even.

🌎 But how many of those products are handmade from scratch, packaged and shipped plastic-free (or even zero waste) AND side-splittingly, hilariously sweary?

🏋️‍♀️ How many of those other brands give monthly to women's rights organizations?

🦡 Welcome. You found us! And we're glad you're here.

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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.