Natural Coffee Vanilla Lotion Bar.
Natural Coffee Vanilla Lotion Bar.
995 in stock
Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz
Smells like: Fresh brewed coffee, juicy orange, and a touch of earthy spice.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, coffee seed essential oil, sweet orange essential oil, coriander essential oil, black pepper essential oil.
Defy Dry Skin and Reveal Your Smooth Side
Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with dry, scaly skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.
• Pure-Ass Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smoothness.
• Shea Butter Sorcery: Prepare to witness some voodoo black magic for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.
• Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You're welcome.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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